New product

Sorry everyone for updating my site more regularly,

but here is a new product only for

$40.00

A girly present, for your feminine man friend. Or maybe just for a girl

Latest design in handbag fashion is here. This bag not only looks good but is practical in every sense.

Does your new LV bag have a am/fm radio built in?

Isn't it attractive? I mean, just look at that antenna!

It will also save you money!!!

Imagine going to the shopping centre with this little baby. You will save money because basically you can't put anything in this handbag, therefore you wouldn't have brought any money.

Your friend will be the envy of the group. The hot pink makes it final

I'm sure by now you're quite convinced that I don't really recommend normal gifts. But hey I have fun writing these entries out!

Only $24.95AUD

For more information, click on the picture, or visit dstore for this amazing gift.

Does an ashtray encourage or deter smokers?

Is there any place for a subtle word in todays world? YES, if you are willing to say it 10 million times.

Do you have a friend who smokes, and it really makes your heart go out for them as you visualise them gasping for air while walking around the house, because of obstructive lung disease?

Or are you like me, just wanting to laugh at a friend.

Get them an ashtray! An ashtray?

This is no ordinary ashtray.

When you rest a cigarette on the side, it then coughs, hacks, and wheezes like a seasoned smoker. If this won't deter a smoker nothing will.

Only $24.95AUD

For more information, click on the picture, or visit dstore for this amazing gift.

TIP OF THE WEEK: The lazy mans guide to gifts

From the Age of 22 until now, I have had a rule, and easy one to follow, when I don't know what to get. My mind always wonders back the box of chocolate rule, that I used with people I didn't know well, but its not good receiving a box of chocolates for your 22nd birthday!

Its the BOY GIRL rule:

BOYS get a bottle of wine, GIRLS get flowers

Why does this rule work? after the age of 22 most people have a full drivers and can afford to have a few drinks. Flowers are always relevant, friendly, and can hold multiple meanings.

So go out and get some flowers or a bottle of wine! Or if you are really lazy, order them online!

Here are 2 links below, BUT SERIOUSLY, no one orders flowers and wine from the internet!!!!
Do they?

Free $30 SIM Card for Australians (Are you greedy to keep it for yourself???)

PICTURE 1: your friend opens an envelope that contains your present. Cool, another voucher. NO!! Its actually a sim card. They thank you for spending so much ($0 that is)

PICTURE 2: you get a sim card, you use it to call your girlfriend or boyfriend. Finish the credits throw the card out.

CLICK below for your free SIM CARD from Revelution Telecom, (Australia only). I've received mine a few days ago!

Say it with a fart!

Some people say it with flowers.
Other people say it with chocolates.
Personally I say it with FARTS.

I pose one question to you.

If a bear farts in the woods, and no one was there to hear it, would it still be funny?

If you answered yes, then this is a perfect gift for you, or your friend.

It features a remote control, so you can plant the speaker, and initiate the fart from a distance. Perfect for framing people, interupting a quiet session, or even use it as an ice breaker.

The possibilities are endless, do farts ever cease to be funny? I think not.

Only $24.95AUD

For more information, click on the picture, or visit dstore for this amazing gift.